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GEORGE LOPEZ - "Jack in the Box"
Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:34:13 -0800 by DMSOG

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DIRTYJONASBOYS. [CHAPTER 40] SEASON FINALE!
Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:31:21 -0800 by JonasDirtyFantasy

Okay; So Chapter 40; Aka this chapter. Is the last chapter of this season.CHAPTER 40. He was getting his stuff ready to leave. "My mom. She wants me home. She sounded really upset. I gotta go, right now." He walked over to me. "Bye Hunny. I love you." He said, and kissed me softly. I pulled away. "Okay. I love you too." I said; Handing him his car keys.He soon walked out of the door. And i heard the car door slam open; and shut. Then the motor start; And then he drove off.I went and sat down on the couch and watched some more t.v. It was 20/20. Blah; But i decided to keep it on. Because I wasnt watching it much anyway. I was thinking. Thinking about babies. Thinking about having a family. Thinking about the rest of my life. Kids; Family; A husband... Hopefully..."Oh Jesus." I said out-loud. And shifted in my seat.A few minutes later i heard a knock on the door. I figured it must of been Joe; forgetting something..I got up and walked over to the door and opened it. To see; One and only; Nicholas. I rolled my eyes."Nick; What do you want?" I said; becoming impatient."I wanted to say...that..." He paused. "Can I come in first?" He smiled at me.I opened the door to further so he could come in. He quickly walked in. And I closed the door. Then faced him waiting for his explanation of why he was here."Okay. Nicole. Im... Im... Still in love with you." As soon as he said that, My mouth dropped. Even though i wasnt that surprised."N-n-nick" I stuttered. "Im with Joe now. Hes my... BOYFRIEND. And we are having a baby together..." I replied. He sighed. "I know. But... Cant you just... Ugh! Your so hot!" He quickly walked over to me. I got worried and walked backwards; backing up into the side of the fridge. wear the fridge and wall meet; in the corner. To be exact. "Nicole. Im sorry about pushing you down the stairs. I didnt try it.. Im really sorry. Its just.. You teased me.. And i was really mad." He said."Nick; I dont care. Get lost. I dont want you! Why cant you just leave me alone?" I practically yelled back."Baby. I cant take no for an answer. When I see something i want. I get it. And right now. I want you. So. Im gonna get you. I dont care what it takes..." He paused. "..Why are you with Joe anyway? Its just because your forced to! Because he got you pregnant. Face it. If you wernt pregnant with his baby, You wouldnt be with him. I mean come on. You couldnt stand him. And now your with him? Dont let a baby get in the way. There is adoption; and abortion. You dont have to be with that dickhead just because he knocked you up..." He paused again. "...And hes probably only with you so he can get in your pants a couple times. Then he'll leave you... Because Joe doesn't give a shit about anybody... But himself." He finally stopped talking. And I just rolled my eyes.He was in front of me. So i was trapped. I tried moving my head so i couldnt make eye contact with him. Or let alone look at his face.He hovered over me, and put his hands near my head; against the fridge. Making sure i couldnt go anywhere."Nick! Go away! I love Joe. Seriously! Fucking get lost!" I screamed. He smiled and tried to do a sexy small groan. But I didnt find it sexy. " Baby. Your so fucking sexy when your pissed." He replied. Not caring what I said."NICK! GET AWAY!" I yelled. He looked at me with 'i dont care' look. And then without warning. He crashed his lips against mine. I tried pulling away. And pushing him. But he was to heavy. I mumbled through the kiss "Get off!" But he didnt. I wasent kissing him back. I was just standing there. Innocently.Then I heard a noise at the door. I couldnt see who it was; Because Nick was in the way. The figure just stood there. And Nick pulled away and turned around. "OH. SHIT!" Nick yelled. And ran with all his might out the backdoor. I looked at the figure. And of course it was... Joe.I Stood there. Looking like i was about to cry. Joe looked at me in disgust. "Joe! Its not my-" I didnt have enough time to speak. Joe was already running out the back door after Nick."Dammit!" I said. And I slowly feel to the floor. And put my knees up the my face. And started crying. WALA. Wtf? Wala? Anyway. Theres the end of season one :D Keep and eye out for "Unforgivable" my new series contest; coming in a few days.Comment me; or message me with some stuff you want to happen in the next season. :)

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Jeremy Hotz - Stand Up Comedy (1of2).
Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:30:55 -0800 by hogo01

Jeremy Hotz - Stand Up Comedy (1of2).

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A Twisted Romeo and Juliet Story (Jemi) Chap. 3
Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:30:48 -0800 by ilovereading32

Hey guys!!! Thanks for all the comments and for subbing and reading. It means a lot. Please continue to comment, otherwise I will stop writing. Plus, you guys seem to like this story so it means I will try to get the next chapter out faster.------------- -------------------- -------------------- ------------~Where we left off~Demi: What do you mean?Vanessa: We mean *looks at Ashley* he's moving into your room. Until we can buy a house for you guys.Demi: UGH!!! THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!!! I HATE YOU GUYS!!! *turns to Vanessa* Mom, you can't do this! Joe's an effing perve! I can't be alone with him, much less in my room.Vanessa: Well it honestly doesn't matter since you're MARRIED. *starting to get mad*Zac: *walks over to them and puts his arm around V* V, calm down okay. Ashley, you too. Kevin and I will take care of this.Cody: *stands there in shock about everything* Wait! Demi...I need...to tell you something.Demi: What?Cody: I don't think...it's going to work out. I'm getting married to Joe's cousin Miley. Parents suck. I'm so sorry.Demi: It's okay. I'll never forget you. Don't forget me.Cody: *hugs her* I won't, I promise.Demi: *walks over to Kevin and Zac feeling completely defeated and turns to Zac* Dadddyyyyy...please don't make me do this.Zac: I'm sorry, but it's what's best for everyone.Demi: Fine then. I'm just going to stay here. *sits down in the middle of the sidewalk*Kevin: *walks over to the van* Joe, get out. NOW! Joe: *scared* Okay dad. No need to yell. Jeez. *slowly gets out*Kevin: Now go pick Demi up and get her in here. We're taking you guys home.Joe: Oh joy! *sarcastic*Zac: And don't think you're getting out of talking cause we're locking you guys in her room.Joe: *annoyed and ticked off* WHATEVER. *walks over to Demi and picks her up bridal style and whispers* Sorry. They're making me do this. *carries her into the van and sets her down on the seat next to him.* Now can we please just get this day over with already?Demi: Oh mom, can I hang out with Cody tomorrow?Vanessa: Who, that boy you just kissed? I don't think so.Demi: But mo-Vanessa: No. End of discussion. Demi: *sighs in defeat and leans back*~A few minutes later~Zac: We're home.Demi: Greattt *sarcastic, rolls her eyes**Everyone gets out of the van*Zac and Kevin: *basically drag Demi and Joe upstairs and lock the door to her room*Zac: You guys can come out tomorrow morning for school. But you better be talking.~With Jemi~(YAYY I CAN CALL THEM THAT NOW!)Demi: *runs into her bathroom and locks the door and starts crying* Joe: Demi, come on. We should at least talk...or try to get out of this or something.Demi: Nope. Not gonna happen. But could you throw me a pillow and blanket?Joe: *thinks for a second* Sure.Demi: Thanks. *unlocks the door*Joe: *Comes in and picks her up* Demi: UGHH I HATE YOU!!! Put. Ne. Down.Joe: Nope. Not until you agree to at least talk to me.Demi: Okay fine. I'll talk. Now put me down.Joe: *sets her down on her bed and sits next to her* Okay, so basically there's no way to get out of this. We shouldn't try to kill each other and I'm sorry for being a jerk to you. Can we at least be friends so we don't kill each other?Demi: Sure. Why not? Now I'm going back to the bathroom and sleeping in there. Good night.Joe: Good night. *throws a blanket and pillow to her and lays down*Zac: *walks in* Where's Demi? *raises an eyebrow*------------ -------------------- -------------------- ---------OH SNAPP!!!! Demi's gonna be in trouble...maybe. But I know and you don't.What will Zac say?Will Demi be in trouble?When will Jemi actually be official?What will happen with Cody and Miley?Is Nelena going good?PLEASE COMMENT IF YOU WANT MORE!!!!

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Gary TV, Episode #2 - Gary's(my) stand up comedy act, not so kool - aid, BK lounge
Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:30:40 -0800 by clubparty44

READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! i love this picture XD i do not own comedy central, but i DO own Gary TV. poll: what story do you like better? not so kool - aid, or BK lounge. post ur answer in the comments.

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Local Ad Link Cutting Edge Technology To Increase Income.
Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:29:25 -0800 by localadlinkmlm

http://onlinemlmsecr ets.com/Are you at your wits end with Local Ad Link marketing methods that are tired and out-dated?? Do you find yourself dreading trying to pawn-off your business and it's products to neighbors, friends , and family?? There is an entire other way to sell your business. It is easier, less stressful, and INSANELY more effective than traditional methods founded in the 1950's.In this video, you will hear about these methods, and how you can put them to work for YOUR Local Ad Link business.http://onli nemlmsecrets.com/ LocalAdLink home businessLocal Ad Link mlmLocal Ad Link uplineLocal Ad Link marketingLocal Ad Link networkLocal Ad Link corporatestarting Local Ad LinkLocal Ad Link salesLocal Ad Link marketing planning strategiesLocal Ad Link wahmLocal Ad Link reviewsbecoming a Local Ad Link successLocal Ad Link toolsLocal Ad Link technologyLocal Ad Link entrepreneurLocal Ad Link videosLocal Ad Link leadsselling Local Ad Link http://onlinemlmsecr ets.com/ Why do you need LocalAdLink right now?The internet has always had the promise of connecting customers to businesses but until now this has mainly benefited large companies - LocalAdLink gives you the ability to get online and get online fast.Traditional print advertising is becoming less effective each year. Already 54% of people have traded in their old Yellow Pages and solely search online and this number is growing daily. The cost to print and physically send mailers is increasing faster than the return on investment. Newspaper readership is rapidly declining while the cost to place a classified has remained steady. Your customers are already searching online, LocalAdLink can help make your business stand out.Local cable and radio are also changing - with the arrival of TIVO, people are skipping commercials more than ever and now with satellite radio such as XM and Sirius, local programming is becoming harder and harder to find. Reaching new customers in your local area is vital to your continued success and LocalAdLink can help.How does it work?LocalAdLink uses geo-targeting technology which determines the physical location of a web site visitor and delivers different content to that visitor based on his or her location.www.LocalAd Link.com is the main hub of our system. This web site is an online local search directory that is an easy to use resource for people looking for local information. On LocalAdLink.com customers can search for your business by name or type, (e.g. Pizza) read & write reviews about your business & services, see photos and videos and even download coupons. We have 3 different packages available and each advertising package helps you get more visibility on the LocalAdLink.com web site. The Premium package ensures that you will get the highest placement when a visitor searches.LocalAdLink and The InternetThe revolutionary part of LocalAdLink is that we take your business listing and push it out onto the web. What does this mean for you? Well, we're not just sitting back and waiting for people to visit LocalAdLink, we are pro-actively pushing your listing out through our partner web sites. Your listing can be seen on some of the most popular web sites, search engines, and social networks in America. Some of these include Google, Yahoo, MSN, AOL, Ask.com, Earth link, YouTube, GMAIL, About.com, Napster, PGA.com, Redbook, Hollywood.com, Monster.com, MySpace, LinkedIn, Friendster, Bebo, Hi5, Orkut, MiGente and BOOMj. But the best part is by using our geo-targeting software, your ad is only shown to people in your area which ensures you get the most value for your advertising dollar.What are the different packages?LocalAdLink offers a variety of advertising packages to fit your businesses needs. Start advertising for free or start with a Premium Package and see increased business today!http://onlinem lmsecrets.com/

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Insane Love Episode 10 [ movie ]
Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:28:29 -0800 by JessKPxox

NEXT DAY!Everyone was at the table quiet eating. David and Zac had hang overs. Taylor felt sick.Miley was pissedNick was depressedSelena was upset.Jemi walk in holding handsDemi: good morning everyone *smiles*No one anwersDemi:*looks at joe and shrugs her shoulders*Selena: aww demi are you guys finally together?Demi: yeah*sits down*Selena: *gets up and hugs her* im happy for you *smiles and leaves*Joe: *sits beside demi*Miley: so david how you feeling, especially knowing nick is all over your girlDemi: mileyMiley: what its trueDemi i-David: no it is this piece of worthless cutting shit is trying to steal my girl when he can have 2 skanks sitting right here or even demi why selena?Joe: he cant have demi!? *stands up* calm down davidDavid: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Nick: *gets up leaves*David: oh look scared nickJoe: david SHUT! UP! Fuck Davod: *punches joe*Joe: *all his anger comes back and starts beating david and david is trying to fght back *Zac *jumps on them trying to break them up*Demi: JOE STOP ! STOP PLEASE *starts crying* JOE! *calls security and they break them up*Security guards: ellen is on her way she said all of you be in the living room in 20 minutes. *leaves*Joe: *steps closer to demi* demiDemi; stay away form me *leaves*Joe: ugh *kicks a chair and thinks* NO DEMI! *runs to her room*Demi: *already pulled out drugs and locked her door getting ready, she has lasted 4 days. But at the club she was doing to do it but joe stopped her. She was making progress and now she was just gonna start from scratch all over again.Joe: *banging on demis door* DEMI PLEASE NO DONT DO IT YOUR KILLING YOURSELF! Please!!!!!!!Demi: you didnt stop when I asked you!Jeo: because eim not as strong as you I need help to get better. Please help me. Please dont do it.Everyone heard the banging and cmae out and seen joe almost in tears banging on demis doorSelena: whats wrong joe?Joe: shes gonna do something in there , take drugs .the needle. *looks at her*Selena: NO DEMI PELASE DONT! *bangs on the door*I know its bad , but I wrote this one quick. Next episode will be better : DUPLOADED Forbidden love before this!Ps; on my homepage in the description area I put out all my series info of what is out and whats coming soon or ending , so if you miss any just look their too : )

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Demi Lovato - Party
Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:28:24 -0800 by SaraaRocks

Demi Lovato - PartyI don't own any of this music!Hope you enjoy it :)Lyrics;I saw you looking overNow I see you moving this way Your pushing through the crowd Like you´ve got something to sayYeahBut you couldn't walkCause the music´s taken over your feetI can tell by your toesThat you´re rockin´ to this beatYou gotta danceTill you acheTill you dropTill you breakFree your soul lemme see you shakeOne by one we're stealing the stage Here we come so get out of our way It won't be long till the summer´s goneGet your party on So sing alongHold on tight it's a crazy night Get your party onSo we´ll scream it out loud YeahI know your typeAnd all the hype is goingStraight to youre headAnd everybody´s stoppingWhat their doingCause your face is turning redYeahYou gotta learn how to move To the grooveGive in or get outPut your hands in the air Stand up in your chair and shout Because you´re all dolled up With nowhere to go You wanna get out and put on a show There's nothing wrong with staying home As long as you´ve got your radioIt won't be long till the summer´s goneGet your party on So sing alongHold on tight it's a crazy night Get your party onSo we´ll scream itAnd don't wait and don't ya be late Get your party on So sing alongHold on tight it's a crazy night Get your party on So we'll scream it out loudCome onDallas, TexasBring it home for me babyThe little things that you doFrom across the roomI see you sending me clues There in the way you make me moveIt won't be long till the summer´s goneGet your party onSo we'll sing alongHold on tight it's a crazy night Get your party onSo we´ll scream itDon't wait and don't ya be lateGet your party onSo sing alongHold on tight it's a crazy night Get your party on And scream it out loudScream it out loudGet yourGet yourParty onLet´s do it again

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Wake Up, There's Unicorns!!! (Wake up America -Miley Cyrus)
Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:27:17 -0800 by jannenproductions

DISCLAIMER: WE KNOW THE MIC IS EXPLODING! WE KNOW WE CAN'T SING! WE KNOW! WE KNOW! WE KNOW! teehee UHHHH TAKE IT FROM THUMPER. YA KNOW THE DRILL. This is a spoof of Miley Cyrus' Song Wake Up AmericaLyrics: KENNEN:Oh woah, Can you be stupider?Oh oh Maybe you can figureSeveral moments that youre missing out on. Leading up to the big planet, Saturn. JANEL: Oh oh, saturn is not far outI wanna learn what its all about cuzEverything I read Unicorns are freaking greenI dont know what all this meansBut it seems to be rumorsBOTH: Wake people Everywhere!We need to see togetherIf the unicorns are really thereYou know that you want toYou know that you got toooWake people Everywhere!They really do live on SaturnAnd They really want touristsThey really wants tourists, Any day. JANEL:Stand up, I already have.Go see, I am not raving madAll they need is a little attentionCan you give them just a little Attention?KENNEN: oh its easy to say theyre fakeBut its getting harder day by day Everything I readUnicorns they are not greenWhat the heck does all this mean?It all seems to be sayingggggggJANEL:Co me on!BOTH: Wake people Everywhere!We need to see togetherIf the unicorns are really thereYou know that you want toYou know that you got toooWake people Everywhere!They really do live on SaturnAnd They really want touristsThey really wants tourists, Any day. JANEL:I know that you dont want to hear itEspecially coming from someone, So weirdBut all the aliens yeah they want to hear it KENNEN:(they want to hear it!)So Come on!Come onCome oooooooooooooonnnnnn n!BOTH: Wake people everywhere!Were all in this togetherThey are realAnd we have proved it nowWe visit them oftenYou know that you want toooWake people everywhere!Tomorrow becomes a new day!Cuz They are really kind creaturesYeah they are really kind creatures, go today!

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LBP Online 007- LBP RPG V 095 (immranderson)
Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:27:07 -0800 by JohnnyDFox

Here's a peculiar level from immranderson. It's not a platformer at all, not even a puzzler. IT'S RPG!What can I say other than that it looks cool.The mechanics are easy to pick up which, honestly, makes it seem less like an RPG. If you've ever played a turn-based rpg, you know that it's so hard to understand and learn that by the time you get to throw level 4 ice magic at winged crab-like bosses, you want to quit. At least, if you're me.Well, considering the LBP level creating tools this must've taken lots of brain-goo and time.It's art in it's own right as it stands now, hopefully later on it's a very interesting, long, great RPG game. And hopefully there's also better looking enemies. The magic fire effect was a nice addition.http://www. johnnydfox.comhttp:/ /www.stumpedgamer.co m

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Drawing Gaara
Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:25:18 -0800 by sk8er1717

Not my best drawing but what ever I tried

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Megadeth - Holy wars
Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:22:26 -0800 by Blazzer0999

País de donde procede la banda: Estados Unidos (San Francisco/Los Ángeles - CaliforniaSubgénero: Thrash MetalLa letra:Brother will kill brotherSpilling blood across the landKilling for religionSomething I don't understandFools like me,who cross the seaAnd come to foreign landsAsk the sheep,for their beliefsDo you kill on God's command?A country that's dividedSurely will not standMy past erased,no more disgraceNo foolish naive standThe end is near,it's crystal clearPart of the master planDon't look now to IsraelIt might be your homelandsHoly warsUpon my podium,as theKnow it all scholarDown in my seat of judgementGavel's bang,uphold the lawUp on my soapbox,a leaderOut to change the worldDown in my pulpit as the hollerThan-thou-coul d-be-messenger of God

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Stand By Me
Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:20:51 -0800 by jahmusique

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boys like girls - five minutes to midnight w/ lyrics
Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:20:48 -0800 by icantdecide000

lyrics-Brown eyes and lungs arefilled up with smokeFast lives are stuck in the undertowBut you know the places I wanna goCause oh oh ohI've got a sickness, you've got the cureYou've got the spunk I'vebeen lookin' forAnd I've got a plan, wewalk out the doorYou know you wannaJust let goIt's time to roll down the windowsSing it oh ohYeah all we need so here we goTurn it upIt's five minutes to midnightYou're coming home with me tonightI can't get enoughShakin' me upTurn it upAlright, at five minutes to midnightYou see our name in city lightsWe'll make the clock stopMake your heart drop and come aliveWe couldPack up and leave all our things behindNo fact or fiction or storylineCause I need you morethan just for tonightYou're oh oh all I careI can't stop my breathing inI'm weak and you were my medicineI won't stop till I am under your skin[ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/aH C ]You know you wannaJust let goIt's time to roll down the windowsSing it oh ohYeah all we need so here we goTurn it upIt's five minutes to midnightYou're coming home with me tonightI can't get enoughShakin' me upTurn it upAlright, at five minutes to midnightYou see our name in city lightsWe'll make the clock stopMake your heart drop and come aliveAnd when the clock strikes twelveWill you find another partygo and kiss and tell?Cause you know I never willI think we should strike a matchWe'll hold it to thewind to and see how longit lastsWe can make the time stand stillTurn it upIt's five minutes to midnightYou're coming home with me tonightI can't get enoughShakin' me upTurn it upAlright, at five minutes to midnightYou see our name in city lightsWe'll make the clock stopMake your heart drop and come aliveTurn it upIt's five minutes to midnightYou're coming home with me tonightI can't get enoughShakin' me upTurn it upAlright, at five minutes to midnightYou see our name in city lightsWe'll make the clock stopMake your heart drop and come alive

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1000 Words {Cover}
Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:20:48 -0800 by animefangirlxx

Okay! My new version. Better than the last. The music though, was a bit more powerful because I toned down my voice. I didn't want to stand too close because then there's static. So, please rate and comment! :] Enjoy!

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Secret Valentine {22} The Best You Never Had (Nick)
Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:20:29 -0800 by xojubellaa

two things:comment & subscribe, please. (:Story:"NICHOLAS JERRY JONAS...IF YOU AND YOUR LAZY ASS DON'T OPEN THIS FRIGGIN DOOR IN THE NEXT FIVE SECONDS, IMMA BUST IT DOWN MYSELF!!!!" Selena screamed from the hall. She sounded uber pissed and exasperated, maybe because I hadn't opened the door after half an hour. I resigned. Selena could be pretty scary when she was on a roll.I unbolted the door, and she thundered in. "What the buck is your problem?! Why can't you let me in?!" she shouted, plopping on my bed. "Why can't you open the lock, Miss Macho Pants?" I asked, hunkering down on my computer chair and spinning around. Fuck girls and their puny asses."Shut up, Nick. What's your problem? I haven't seen you in like three days!" she exclaimed. And she was right. I'd skipped school on Friday and hadn't left my house since I'd gotten home from the park on that fateful Thursday. Though I wasn't proud of myself, I was slowly evolving into a full-fledged hermit.Selena's expression softened. I stopped spinning, and she came over and knelt by the chair, resting her head on the arm. "What's the matter? You don't seem right," she said, hints of love and concern appearing in her voice. She started to stroke my hand."I'm fine. I'm just...tired, I guess," I said, sighing."No, you're not. I'm not leaving this room until you tell me what's wrong, and neither are you," Selena said resolutely, bolting the door shut. She smiled. "Unless you're prepared for a full dose of Selena Gomez for the next 4 hours, you better tell me what's up," she said evilly.We were silent for ten minutes. Then Selena stood up and went to my computer, in a random act of Selena-ness. She shuffled the mouse around, and it came back to life. Suddenly, my eyes froze wide in shock. 'Oh shit,' I thought to myself. 'I'm doomed!!!!!'Selena hunted it out. "What's this?" she asked me, giving me full view of my desktop. I had photoshopped a picture of the three of us from last summer. (me, her, and Demi) Selena had been on my left, and Demi was on my right. I had cropped out Selena, giving a view of me and Demi. We looked as if we were hugging (aka, a couple). It was my desktop wallpaper."Uhhh..."" Last time I checked, I remember a third person in this picture. What happened to the outrageously gorgeous girl on your left?" she asked menacingly. Uh-oh. D:"Well, I kind of photoshopped it, cuz...ermm..."In the matter of a second, I felt a lump rising in my throat, and nervous sweat dripping from my forehead. (Yeah, I sweat when I get nervous.) I talked very fast and almost insensibly."Okay, so...I might've had a teeny crush on Demi since second grade or something but I don't know...nothing ever happened and I've been waiting but I guess she doesn't feel that way because she likes someone else--" I babbled on. I wasn't even sure what I was saying anymore.Selena cut me off. "Whoa, whoa whoa. Back up--did you just say you like Demi? The same girl that's actually gotten her foot stuck in the toilet?" she asked. I laughed and nodded. "I think I'd love her even if she was a murderer," I said softly. Selena looked at me, her face full of shock."And...hang on. You said she likes someone else? Who might this person be?" she queried. Oh shit. Selena Gomez always knew how to get to the point."Yeah. I don't know. I heard her singing this love song in the park the other day. But she never said the person's name," I semi-fibbed. Better safe than sorry--Demi would personally beat the shit out of me if she found out that I informed Selena of it."Oh. That's so weird. She never told me about it," Selena said thoughtfully."Maybe she doesn't want you to know cuz it's embarrassing or something.""That's true...but she's never kept a secret from me before. This is new...hmm..." Selena wandered off into her own thoughts. I was silent."WAIT!" she snapped, scaring the living daylights out of me. "What?" I asked her, kind of annoyed. She smiled knowingly. "I know why you did this," she said slowly. "What?" I repeated."The only reason why you agreed to fake date me was so that you could get Demi jealous!" Selena shouted out my motives. Crap."Okay, how do you know that I--" I started, but she didn't even let me finish. "Nick, I can't believe you!! If you didn't want to do me a favor, then you should've just said so!" she raged. Selena was so in her element of rancor that she got up, kicked me above the shins, and stormed out of my room. I tried to stand up, but my leg was smarting from the pain. This is what a former soccer player can do to you."SELENA! WAIT!!" I yelled, limping downstairs. Too late. She was gone out the door.

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Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:17:24 -0800 by cocasianasian

I'm pretty proud of this one, actuallyor not, haha, I'm not sureit's a good blog, I meanbut I'm not particularily proud of myself at the moment, hahaha!... apparently vlog 3 got lost?

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The Day The Earth Stood In The End
Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:54:19 -0800 by flemingplaymaker

the day the earth stood still in the end apparently unlike what i've done, some thigs just don't know how to read. copyright claim and credit to the right people.

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The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008) - Trailer #3 [HD]
Fri, 09 Jan 2009 06:13:35 -0800 by MoviesWorldRo

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Keanu on Earth Crisis in "DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL"
Thu, 11 Dec 2008 21:40:48 -0800 by sciencentral

When "The Day The Earth Stood Still" was released in 1951, the film served as an allegory for nuclear proliferation. But today's remake is a sci-fi thriller about global warming and humanity's treatment of our planet. ScienCentral recently interviewed stars Keanu Reeves and Jennifer Connelly about these issues.

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