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| Dirrtay Jonas Story#14- so is she?Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:14:47 -0800 by DirrtayJonasstoriesLAST EPISODE: JULIE WOKE UP AND KEVIN AND ANA TALKED ABOUT THEIR LITTLE AWKWARDNESS AND JOE TOLD RACHELLE SHE WAS BETTER THAN SHELBYONE WEEK LATER!Joe: Hey Nick wheres Julie?Nick: shes at home---Joe: oh---worried bout her?Nick:---yeah def.Joe: call her or something--and Nick, im not that stupid---ik why she was upset at school last FridayNick: y-you do?Joe: yeah---is she pregnant?Nick: NO!Joe: oh ok jeez just a thought!!Nick: well she isntJoe: well here*throws the phone at him* call herNick: thanksKevin: hey guysNick: yo now shut up Im calling JulieKevin: oh the 13 year-old?Nick: she isnt 13!Joe: well did u ask her?Nick:------no*ru ns upstairs*Joe:*laughi ng a little* shes so 13Kevin: yeahNICKNick:*calls Julie*Julie:*low voice* hello?Nick: Julie? Its NickJulie:*goes back to her regular voice* Hey, sry I thought you were my dad or something.Nick: oh, he still hasnt come home?Julie: noNick: well hey why dont I come over and change the locks for you so that u arent that scaredJulie: really? Thatd be greatNick: how does now sound?Julie: sounds great, Ill see you in a fewNick: great see yaTHEY HANG UPNick:*runs down stairs*Joe: why are you in such a hurry?Nick: going to Julies see ya later!*runs out of the house*Kevin:---man-w horeJoe: so are u!Kevin:so are you!Joe: H--- Yeah yeah I amKevin&joe:*laugh*M ELISSA AND ANA LEIGHAna Leigh: MELISSA!Melissa:*scr eams* WHAT!?Ana Leigh: sorry but I just told Kevin that I wanted to feel what it felt like!Melissa: wait what?Ana Leigh: I told him I kinda wanted him to fuck me cuz I heard it was so amazing then he was like all u had to do was askMelissa: whoa!Ana Leigh: ik!Melissa: is that all he said?Ana Leigh: well then I talked to him about itMelissa: and---Ana Leigh: he said it was once and once onlyMelissa: oh---so u like him?Ana Leigh:---yeah what ever im through with all this drama and shit!DIANA, CAIT, HAZEL AND PAIGE!Diana: yo did u guys hear that nick is fucking a 13 year oldCait: DIANA! What happened to not always bringing him downDiana: well nick isnt hereHazel: wow and u are his best friends?Paige: some best friend u are dianaDiana: well, its a love hate relationshipHazel: so anyways nick fucking a 13 year old? Joe said nick didnt even find out if she was 13 yet so yeahPaige: but she doesnt even look 13 she looks about 14 or 15Hazel: well I dont care what age she looks I care about her ageCait: well---I got nothingDiana: me neitherCait: what if she is 13?Diana: well then well tell nick and-Hazel: but what if nick breaks up with her?Diana: idk but well make sure it doesnt happen plus he doesnt care about agePaige and Hazel: so he just fucks random girls?Diana and Cait: NO! just really hot girlsPaige: ohHazel: wowJULIE???:knocks on the doorJulie:txts nick* are you outside?Nick:*txts Julie* no not yet but ill be there in 5 minutesJulie:*hides in a closet*So is Julie 13? No one knowswhos at the door? Related: nick joe kevin jonas brothers |
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| (BBFS) DeloreanFri, 09 Jan 2009 16:13:03 -0800 by PieWall321Delorean The Most Random thing you'll ever see he is new to youtube and we are trying to make it big so subscribe Related: ryan cordean |
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| coast to coast am dec 21 2008 part 2Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:10:49 -0800 by tube999kRecapRael, Cloning, & Jesus in IndiaFirst hour guest, leader of the Raelian Movement, Rael, discussed his ET encounters which took place in 1973 at a volcanic crater in France. During these encounters, he said he learned that humans were not the result of random evolution, but deliberately created by the aliens through DNA experimentation. Rael, who is hoping to build an embassy for ETs by 2035, answered criticisms made of his group. He explained that fanatics sometimes oppose them because the Raelian Movement stands for freedoms in people's private lives.In the second hour, Raelian follower, and President of Clonaid, Dr. Brigitte Boisselier, discussed their efforts in human cloning. Close to 100 babies have been successfully cloned, she announced, but the people who've used Clonaid's services don't want to go public, because they wish to protect their child's privacy. The cloning procedure, which is being performed at an undisclosed locale where it's legal, costs between $50,000 $100,000, she noted.In the latter half of the show, filmmaker Paul Davids and world traveler Ed Martin discussed their new film project Jesus in India, which will be screening this month on the Sundance Channel [http://www.sundance channel.com/films/50 0328639]. The film explores the idea that Jesus may have visited India sometime between the ages of 12 to 30, a period of his life not written about in the New Testament. Experts such as Princeton's Prof. of Religion, Elaine Pagels have said this supposition could be true, Davids pointed out.The Ahmadiyya Muslims believe that Jesus survived the crucifixion and came to live in the Kashmir region of India, and was buried at a tomb there [http://www.jesus-in -india-the-movie.com /html/kashmirtomb.ht ml], Davids reported. Martin spoke about a purported 2,000 year-old document, known as the Life of St. Issa, found in the 1880s at a Tibetan monastery, which described Jesus' journeys in India.Related ArticlesAlien-Like Squid FilmedA remote camera a mile and a half underwater has captured video footage of an alien-like squid with "elbows." More at National Geographic News. http://news.national geographic.com/news/ 2008/11/081124-giant -squid-magnapinna.ht mlWebsitesrael.orgcl onaid.comBooksJesus in IndiaKing of Travelers: Jesus' Lost Years in IndiaWebsitestombofj esus.comjesus-in-ind ia-the-movie.compaul davids.com Related: coast to |
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