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| Chicken DanceThu, 08 Jan 2009 20:35:34 -0800 by bamlvr01sry just a ranom vidDONT FORGET TO READ PART 1 or u will be LOSTthey both pulled on either ends making Charlie trip face forward onto the CHAINSAW! Everyone gasped in horrific image beneath them. They were all on the floor. When Charlie hit that chainsaw blood went everywhere over everyone. As we watched his head bump up in down slowly as the chainsaw shorted out from the blood. Everyone was frozen in horror. Nick was saying I didnt know he would trip over the chainsaw I didnt mean to he was cut off by hope. Its ok its not your fault. She said softly hugging him. Barbara saw his body and just stared at it. Her stare was blank but with some anger to it. She walked up to the body. She started to kick the body. Tears flooding form her eyes. Why how could you do this to me? WHY? she said with one final kick. Everyone watched as Barbara did this. Mikki and Hope went to her side and helped her up. Allison went over after them and was right beside her the entire time. Barbara let them help. As they did they walked silently following Barbara out of the house into the front lawn, where she broke down and cried falling knees first on the grass. All three girls comforted her. The guys knew it was good that they did this. Barbara turned around. Thank You so much. For everything she said to the guys and to the girls. You came to help me when you could have just left it alone. Getting cut, breaking your hand, and helping me. You shouldnt have but Im glad you did Im glad I didnt lose this battle. As she said this she went up to each guy and kissed there cheek softly. She then hugged her friends (girls) last. A cop car that was making rounds pulled into the street. Is everything alright? he asked. Barbara walked to the cop car blood soaked. That was all she had to do. In the next 10 minutes there were ambulances and cop cars everywhere. They all went with the most injured to the back f an ambulance truck. The Doctors told them they need to go to the hospital for treatment. Everyone agreed.Barbaras POVI agreed to go to the hospital. I wonder how my baby held up through this all I thought to myself. I looked behind myself at the scene behind me. I saw them carting out dead bodies I finally had some light to see them. I realized they all had something of mine. My hair, my face, and something that just reminded me of me. This was way creepy. My eyes then caught Charlies body. I could tell with the chainsaw they hadnt removed it yet. I heard the cop saying that the only bodies left were the dead ones. I started to hyperventilate. NO!!!! I screamed and fell to the ground. Everyone came to me. My mind was only on the fact that they didnt[Well Im sorry that I have to stop lol but I have to studymy exams are soonwhat do think they didnt do?? I want to KNOW] Related: chicken dance | |
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| Falling In Love With Death Episode 5Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:17:56 -0800 by HayleyParamoreRocksI woke up early the next morning with a note replacing were Joe was when I fell asleep.Note:Off on a hunting trip with my family. Be back before you can miss me to much. Be safe, stay out of trouble, and stay in one piece. ~JoeI smiled and sat the note aside. There was nothing that could possible go wrong that I could think of in an hour of being alone. I mean, come on! Like an evil vampire was going to come and try to suck my blood? Oops, I hope I didn't jinx that.I got up and changed. I decided it would be best if I called Hayley so that we could maybe meet up.Hayley: Hello?Demi: Hey Hayley. Its Demi.Hayley: Oh, hey Demi! Whats up?Demi: I wanted to see if maybe you wanted to meet up somewhere and maybe do a little bit of shopping.Hayley: Ok! That sounds great! I'll meet you at the mall at like 12, ok?Demi: Sure. See you then. I hung up the phone and I heard a noise by my window. I looked over and saw nothing. Oh well, I decided. I went downstairs ad gotmy purse and headed out the door.At 12...Hayley: Hey! Where to?Demi: Hmm, Wet Seal?Hayley: Totally! We walked into the stoor.Demi: So, what are you planning to do this weekend? *Flipping through the clothes rack*Hayley: I dont know. Watch TV, sleep, shop. What about you? Demi: Probably going to hang out with Joe and Miley.Hayley: Man. First you start dating one of the Jonas's and now you're friends with one of them? Wow. Demi: Well, there pretty nice when you get to know them. Well, almost all of them, except Emily. She doesn't like me at all. *Laughs*Hayley: *Laughs* She doesn't like anybody except Kevin.Demi: Ya think? *Smiles*Hayley: *Smiles* Yup!I heard a strange noise and I noticed a pair of red eyes eying me.Demi: Um, Hayley? Can we go somewhere else now?Hayley: *Confused* Yeah...sure. Forever 21?Demi: That sounds fine.We hurried out the door and into Forever 21. As I got inside the store I again noticed the same 'person' staring at me. His blood red eyes reminded me of something...ut oh.Demi: Hayley, I got to go, okay? I'll call you later, alright?Hayley: *Confused* Oh...kay. Bye. *Leaves*I ran to my car and locked the doors as I drove off to my house. I was hoping that Joe would be at my house. I was scared. Those eyes reminded me to muxh of a blood thirst vampire and I had a feeling that the guy who was staring at me was a vampire. As I rushed up to my room I saw the whole Jonas family pacing in circles. Joe: There you are! *Hugs her*Demi: Whats going on? *Sees the guy outside on her front lawn* *Scared*Miley: *Follows her gaze* He's here! Look!Robert: Kevin, come on. We have to take care of this. Joe, Miley, Nick; take Demi as far away from here as possible. Kristen; watch after Demi's dad. *Leaves*Demi: Wha-whats going on?Nick: The guy on you're lawn...hes a vampire.Joe: *Grabs both of her hands and says worridly* He wants to kill you, and have you're blood.My heart skipped a beat. This had all come so fast. Related: breaking dawn eclipse jemi moon new onetruemedia twilight | |
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| Fabulous New Construction!Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:46:57 -0800 by TourFactoryhttp://www.tourfacto ry.com/s421775/r_www .youtube.com FABULOUS NEW CONSTRUCTION IN FOUNDERS POINT. KNOWN FOR ITS BREATHTAKING VIEWS AND QUIET SETTING. ONLY MINUTES FROM SHOPPING AND FINE DINING. THIS HOME FEATURES A SPACIOUS AND OPEN FLOOR PLAN. DINING AREA IS OVERSIZED FOR ENTERTAINING, A ROBUST KITCHEN WITH DOUBLE OVENS, DRESSED IN FINE WOOD, TILE AND GRANITE. THE FORMAL LIVING ROOM COULD ALSO BE USED FOR DINING OR AN OFFICE. LARGE LAUNDRY ROOM JUST OFF A CONVENIENT MUD ROOM WITH HALF BATH. 3 BEDROOMS ON THE MAIN FLOOR THAT INCLUDED AN OVERSIZED AND BEAUTIFUL MASTER SUITE. A LARGE UNFINISHED BASEMENT TO GROW INTO. THE OVERSIZED 3 CAR GARAGE ALSO HAS A BAY UNDER THE 1 CAR SECTION FOR STORING LAWN MOWERS, 4 WHEELERS AND TOYS . ALL THIS ON .5 ACRES WITH A VIEW. Related: tourfactory tour421775 steve anderson idaho falls id 83406 remax homestead realty inc real estate virtual home tour | |
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| TourFactory Virtual Home Tour #474198Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:23:50 -0800 by TourFactoryhttp://www.tourfacto ry.com/s474198/r_www .youtube.com Move into this wonderful south Los Altos home and enjoy top amenities in a prime location. Just moments to highly-rated schools, popular shopping and dining, Rancho San Antonio nature preserve, and easy commute routes. A mix of classic and modern design, the comfortable atmosphere of the home is highlighted with elegant touches. A gleaming marble floor in the foyer matches in style the polished black front door, while crown molding, raised-panel doors, and light woods soften the interior. The inviting living room/dining room ensemble boasts a stone fireplace with deep set mantle and Roman-style flourishes. Dual French doors open to the wrap around Trex decking, and oak flooring gives way to 3/4 white oak in the updated kitchen. Corian countertops and maple cabinetry bring warmth to this favorite gathering space where a breakfast nook and built-in hutch serve multiple purposes. Plantation shutters, pocket doors, and a skylight further enhance this central culinary area. Enjoy views of your landscaped front and rear yards from many rooms in the home, including the relaxed family room. Cozy up to the brick fireplace in the winter, and open the room to the outdoors in the warmer months with a wide slider leading to a broad deck. Built-in media organizers offer space for games and electronics. The laundry center with garage access is convenient for unloading packages, & the updated powder room and private bedroom in this wing leave options for flexible living accommodations. The master suite with plush carpeting offers a large closet, deck and yard access, and a bath with marble surround dual vanity. All bedrooms have cedar-lined closets and lovely garden views. The updated hall bath is complete with sunken jetted tub, dual vanity, and built-in linen storage. Beautiful mature landscaping in the backyard includes a heritage Bay, ornamental maple, lemon tree, and lawn, further blending the home with the lush wooded neighborhood. Enjoy the solar heated pool and spa outlined with pretty ceramic tiles and surrounded by natural flagstone. Generous space is provided for outdoor dining, entertaining, and gardening. Dont miss this quality home at a great price in one of Silicon Valleys premier neighborhoods. Related: tourfactory tour474198 terri couture los altos ca 94024 coldwell banker real estate virtual home tour | |
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| No Homo Disast Masta Feat Big Gunz (A millie Spoof)Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:03:02 -0800 by GZPRODUCTIONS9LyricsDisasta Masta Feat. Big GunzA spoof i made up that was originaly ganna be called Yo mama but i changed itSong: No Homo (A millie Spoof)Artist: Disasta Masta Feat. Big GunzAlbum: 2008 Spoof songsBag this!I love you man, now lets go make babbiesGot the money?(Background)No homono homono homono homo no hono hoA.b.cYeaMaccaroni[ Disasta Masta]I'm a go get naked and pull all of your pubic hair We should bring my mom cause this is not fair Lets go make cookies in our boxers dipped in waxThen lets wrestle outside and get rapped by big Brother MaxTheres lead throught the pencil of my dimeLets go take a shit cuz we got plenty of timeCuz my seconds, minutes, hours go to the almighty dollar, And the almighty power of the K..Klu Klux Klan Sister, Brother, Son, Daughter, Father motha f**k peter pan, Got a gay belly dancin person singing luda's Pussy poppin'Tell the handycap person hahahahaha you cant walk or crawl or runIma go watch them Loony toonsif you can hug me then hump me You cant bang him then you can hump em You cant stand him it yo can bang emYou pop em cuz we pop em like Pop bottles Bird man i love youno homo man[Big Gunz] Im getting horny here with this hot hookerLike that time with i was with John Cook'erMac Donalds isnt as good as burger king That asain cashier that say "Hello my name Ling"Thers no hassel, pass your ass with a good paper towel thats so soft An I eat anything try me come onFeel my pal form my arm, straight and long like my dick like im not Akon Cuz i wear cods.. Where the base gone, get my dick blownLet the Cristians on that chopper, im a Kamakaze With The Black President Barack Obama silly in my mind, drank alot of wine, ily i-l-y, no homo man Fine wine is shitty at the same time its all that time Wendy's is open all night with bigger burgers so remind im Ily man no homo i love you cuz cars go beep beep Wit a Toyota, or a hyundai or a jeep jeep She sucked my Weezy F, she is the best Truely i didnt study for that science testGroupies confess, you ate the rest, that was my launch Bo ho a millionaire your a young billionair what yall really want it? nah yall dont really wanna do it if hip hop is dead the lets go to bed and i dont care what time it is notice i like to suck it cuz sucking isnt shit Gay-Fag-Itcome on please suck itplease suck my big dick Ring ring damn it its private I gatta go take it I'll be back gay faggot Cause man i love you really bad no homoshe changed her name to i like dicks hahaha, yea boy thats my hoeCuz i love her No ho-Mo If only if i could see their faces when she sucks it Cuz this is a big dickhahaha, yea and it go thats right A millionaire Im I get fast money, then spend it all moneySlow honey No-ho-mo honeyWhat is that? Who is that? Thats your dick?I will make a home made porn video and upload itSomeone should jack of and have an orgasame to itBecuz i made it so someones gatta jack of to meits like she screamed for plesureand i plesured her and she plesured meand niggas getting rapped by nazis im sure of itand he who dont believe me, k,k,k will kill himsherbets are goodi mean badMother Fuckeri got a boner in her facedamn this boners really hard no-ho-monow ima take a nap, cuz its nap time Im hungry i hope its snack timeWeezy.....my...f avorite pokemonman i work out so much i got a sixpac1+1= 1 thousand ours of fucking badlywhos thereHmm..Coulda sworn i heard the door bellmy name is i love you no homo true on that onesoulja boyyall crank thatwatch me you!!I'll having cerealwith milk in my bowlI wana crank that gay guyi could do it for hours how bout youhahaha i like rolling naked in flowerslets both go take a shower lets go adaopt a baby call it oursand the bible, we'll read for hourslets play in the garden and skip through flowers call me Mr. Gay homo or Mr. Lawn Moweri even wana get married and have a sonman life ain't life with out gaysbut it evenctually pays Related: no homo disast masta feat big gunz (a millie spoof) | |
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| ILYB Auditions PreviewThu, 08 Jan 2009 17:07:39 -0800 by smyles4386INTEREST MEETING Tuesday, January 137PMClark 107***************** *********AUDITIONSTh ursday, January 15 and Friday, January 167-10PMSign up at the interest meeting or at 35 West Lawn.*************** ***********Join Myles Glancy as a cast member/co-director in Spectrum's mainstage spectacle I Love You Because. OR interview to become: Sound DesignerLighting DesignerSet DesignerPit DirectorRehearsal AccompanistCOME TO THE INTEREST MEETING TO SIGN UP FOR AUDITIONS AND INTERVIEWS.********* *****************"I love you because you're not the person I dreamed of at all..." Related: spectrum theater spectrum theatre spectrum uva university of virginia fyp | |
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| Dick Feller - 'Biff the Friendly Purple Bear'Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:28:14 -0800 by radiodeejay2008released 1973------Now I was a play horse you pulled with a stringOn wheels where my legs should beAnd he was the boy who pulled the toyAround the tree house treeFor the longest time there was just us twoThe boy and the horse that was meUntil the day the purple bear came to live in the tree house treeWell it was early one springI was tied by my stringIn a field of the make believe farmWhen around the house the boy and the bearCame marching arm in arm'This is Biff', said the boy to me'He's the friendly, purple bear'And Biff stooped down and stroked my maneWith a paw of purple hair'Biff has come to stay,' said the boy'and pretend with me and youAnd he can do anything that a boy and a toyBelieve purple bears can do'And taking the cue, Biff bowed from the waistThen leaped and clicked his heelsThen down to the ground with three somersaultsThat ended in four cartwheelsHe whirled and twirled and stood on his headThe boy giggled and slapped his sideAnd I laughed so hard that wooden tearsRolled out of my painted eyesSo Biff came to stay in the tree house treeAnd long days came without endFor the boy and the toy and the purple bearAnd serious games of pretendLike the cowboy gameWhere the boy is SheriffAnd Biff is the bandit kingThat always endedWith all the outlaws in the jailBy the long rope swingAnd the great pony raceThat lasted for days around the flower bedAah, that was a tough oneBut lucky for us, I won by a wooden headAnd the day we entered the pirate's coveBeneath a bush on the alley sideBiff had a sword and a paper hatAnd a patch across a purple eyeWell,there was always the dangerOf outlaws or Indians Or creatures from outer spaceAnd without the courage of the three of usWe might have lost the whole placeBut we were bound by the code of the MusketeersSuch golden hours were sharedBy the freckled face boy and the wooden horse toyAnd Biff, the purple bearBut as summers passed the boy grew tallerAnd his voice took a strange new ringAnd his visits were few to the tree house treeAnd never to the long rope swingBiff, the purple bear grew sadAs he climbed down the tree house treeHe shook his head'I'm afraid,' he said 'He's forgotten you and meIt seems old wooden friend of mineWe've outlasted his boyhood yearsAnd he turned and was gone across the lawnIn a trail of purple tearsNow I've been put to pasture in the old tree houseBut at times I've seen from afarA strange, tall boy who mows the lawnAnd tinkers about his old carBut just today I looked past the houseAnd down the sidewalk I swearCame a new little boyWith a wooden horse toyFollowed by a purple bear Related: dick feller biff the friendly purple bear | |
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